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I’ve always be existential but now it’s literally my reality.
Where am I?
What am I doing?
What’s my purpose?
Am I okay?
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imagine waking up in the middle of the night to a large hairless gorilla making kissy noises and rubbing your stomach. that’s what your cat has to deal with every day
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Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill
thank you
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**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.
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i wish men would be a bit less interested in ‘girls in sundresses with no underwear season’ and a bit more interested in ‘wearing deodorant season’
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HIS BEANS LOOK LIKE HEARTS.
Didn’t you know???? Love is stored in the beans.

